England's other 'queen' will 'tie the knot'
THE EVENING STANDARD reports ...
Sir Elton [John] and [David] Furnish, a Canadian-born film-maker, have been together for 12 years.
They will tie the knot on December 21, becoming one of the first same-sex couples to "marry" following the introduction of the Civil Partnership Act.
Tie the KNOT? No they're NOT. Tie all they will, it's just NOT possible.
It is possible, I suppose, however remotely so, that Elton could become a 'gay' deacon in L.A. We have those and more are waiting in the wings. Moreover, we heard from "the mouth of Todd" Himself that being 'gay' is not a problem in L.A. even for those who want to be priests.
Of course, Sir Elton would have to make a few adjustments like, become a Catholic and tone down his hatred for the pope. But, heck, queerer things have happened.
posted by Quintero at 1:39 PM
5 Comments:
Quintero:
Thanks for making us laugh. It's KNOT good to cry all the time.
Maybe Elton could give a workshop at Congress for Tiny (liturgical) Dancers.
Bad joke. Too late, sorry. I pressed the 'Login and Publish' button.
You beat me to the punch PQ! But I did need a good laugh!
why would he have to tone down his hatred for the pope?
This is some funny commentary you've posted here, Quintero!
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